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Two Lawyers Walked into a Bar . . .

Posted By Cliff Tuttle | April 4, 2018

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They had just finished trying a brutal case against each other. The bartender said to the first one, “What do you do?

“I’m a lawyer.”

“I hate lawyers,” the bartender said. “My ex-wife’s lawyer ruined my life.”

Then he turned to the other lawyer and said: “what do you do?”

“I’m this guy’s sworn enemy.”

“Then why are you drinking with him?”

“I was planning to get him drunk and then rob him. But now you’ve ruined my plan.”

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