Anonymous Lawyer on Bonuses
Posted by Cliff Tuttle
Courtesy of the WSJ Law Blog, the Anonymous Lawyer teaches you a dozen creative ways to give a bonus without giving anything.
If you haven’t been reading The AA lately, there are a few new ones that you can catch up on in our blog roll.
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The Last Symbol.
Professor Robert Langdon, world famous Harvard symbologist, was summoned quite suddenly to Pittsburgh on the eve of the G-20, Summit. The list of protest sites announced in the media had been spooking County Executive Dan Onorato and particularly Mayor Ravenstahl.
Who Needs Librarians? Off With Their Heads!
Wow, there’s an idea! Most grownups never go to the library anyway. So lets shut ‘em down. Sell the books. We can all use the internet instead. And the buildings, with all those shelves, could be rented as warehouse space or turned into liquor stores.
Anonymous Lawyer Follow Up: Working Mom/Lawyer Competition.
Equally interesting, was Jones’ comment that he received a large number of formulaic press releases from many of the fifty firms who actually were named by Working Mother, begging for a mention. That kind of PR doesn’t get the attention of the WSJ Blog. You gotta have some imagination. (PS, law firms, that’s how you win hard cases, too.)