Veterans Day 11.11.11: Watch the Carrier Classic
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Passing in the Night.
No. 753 A giant rock, an asteroid, passed the earth last evening, about 6:30 PM Eastern time. It missed us by about 200,000 miles. Where did it come from? We don’t know. Where will it stop? We don’t know that either. As a matter of fact, there is a universe full of things we don’t […]
Not Funny or too Hot?
No. 745 The Nineteenth edition of the Night of the Singing Dead is now over. It is a musical revue with celebrities who departed this earth as its primary focus. Very funny. Even therapeutic. But wait — the most important death of the year did not merit a single fleeting mention. It was Osama bin […]
THE MONSTER THAT DEVOURED CLEVELAND AND OTHER BEDTIME STORIES.
No. 732 Security officers reported seeing a 5 foot alligator in Beaver Run Reservoir about a month ago but didn’t remember to report it. Big deal, only five feet long anyway. The manager of the Westmoreland County Water and Sewer Authority, Chris Somebody, told the press that the Authority wasn’t going to worry about it, […]
Introducing Third Chair: Pittsburgh
No. 724 The newest blawg in town, Third Chair:Pittsburgh has made an great start. What’s a third chair? Clue: Horace Rumpole (of the Bailey) was a life-long second chair. No, it has nothing to do with the violin section. Read the back pages of this blog (there aren’t many yet) and you’ll find the […]
Lighten Up, Berkley!
No. 723 Free speech seems to have gone out of style in the home of the Free Speech Movement. A new generation of impertinent little bastards has come along and some of them are actually Republicans. In circa 1969, our left coast contemporaries loved to shock our parents with outrageous pronouncements. Now, some of those […]
Facts Learned While Playing Trivial Pursuit.
No. 704 – The opposite of misogynist is misandrist — hater of men. – The New York Yankees were once known as the Highlanders early in the 20th Century. – The first major league baseball team to post 10,000 losses was not the Pittsburgh Pirates. It was the Philadelphia Phillies. – The first underground railway […]
One More Weather Map.
No. 699
Where Do You Find a Typewriter to Use Once?
No. 682 So. I need a typewriter, just once, to type on a form that can’t be hand printed. I see you can still buy them. But that would mean that I will have a piece of junk lying around that I will probably never use again. Or should I buy one on Ebay for […]
Fifty Years Ago, August 13 1961
No. 681
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